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Best car I’ve owned to this day: a white 2003 Chevrolet Astro cargo van. I bought this van for 7k from a Chevy dealer around 2005 when I was still in college. Had an aftermarket radio with a little 8” sub for my booty but otherwise the thing was stock American muscle. I drove this thing everywhere from the Mississippi east; got it stuck in ditches, impounded, tagged, donuts, burnouts, lived in it, moved bikes, motorcycles and too many couches.
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![A white vehicle with a badly cracked (nearly shattered) windshield.](https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC1829_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1200&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=82&usm=20&w=960&s=b80dd9fc609cca345878349fd12cec84 960w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC1829_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=2400&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=61&usm=20&w=1920&s=f54f614f6ef2fcea41ed148171cc9bf3 1920w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC1829_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=960&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=60&usm=20&w=768&s=b08fb2f41da0b4cc30adc8bcaefe3521 768w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC1829_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1920&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=45&usm=20&w=1536&s=0b08d3517cc8f84c05639819bea55a9e 1536w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC1829_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=720&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=60&usm=20&w=576&s=1650d9e36e10b6053e2484e22aba5512 576w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC1829_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1440&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=45&usm=20&w=1152&s=afcc50a70fa25f035807909f4ee6a9d5 1152w)
![A white long-sleeved shirt with the words "The Heartbeat of America."](https://varyer.imgix.net/FRE1905_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1344&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=82&usm=20&w=960&s=f322d2b7ffaeb2347e191004cf868456 960w, https://varyer.imgix.net/FRE1905_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=2688&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=61&usm=20&w=1920&s=50adf043d5ffa3993a331b65f351ac46 1920w, https://varyer.imgix.net/FRE1905_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1075&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=60&usm=20&w=768&s=19f87376959773f8c587664da5a765d5 768w, https://varyer.imgix.net/FRE1905_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=2150&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=45&usm=20&w=1536&s=87f7333cfd4266fed0771f2e01f730ae 1536w, https://varyer.imgix.net/FRE1905_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=806&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=60&usm=20&w=576&s=72a1e11cd2569a87fbff0b1f2221c2be 576w, https://varyer.imgix.net/FRE1905_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1613&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=45&usm=20&w=1152&s=ad4548f963afb0305922e94141c87960 1152w)
Fun fact: When the Mercedes Cargo Metris came out in 2016 they had a pamphlet that compared it to the Chevy Astro, a van that hadn’t been in production since 2003. True legends never die.
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![A salt-stained and snow-covered bumper of a white car.](https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC0849_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1200&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=82&usm=20&w=960&s=48ec91ade51007e588da47da3a6c0434 960w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC0849_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=2400&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=61&usm=20&w=1920&s=3bfb1516c0b6c5231fb9b445e7827ee3 1920w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC0849_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=960&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=60&usm=20&w=768&s=01a7638728b871410c580abd95980f3e 768w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC0849_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1920&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=45&usm=20&w=1536&s=266ae3eaeb6e54d50dc5b78fa52a0e58 1536w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC0849_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=720&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=60&usm=20&w=576&s=fe444dd65377d57f1a75a418aa9e05f2 576w, https://varyer.imgix.net/DSC0849_WEB.jpg?auto=format&crop=focalpoint&domain=varyer.imgix.net&fit=crop&fp-x=0.5&fp-y=0.5&h=1440&ixlib=php-3.3.1&q=45&usm=20&w=1152&s=3063435e8234c3be1baa621931109e90 1152w)
In the end, around 2015, I put 125k miles on it. I would have never sold it if it weren’t for a ton of rust… everything ends at some point, gotta enjoy this ride.