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Miss Piggy’s Guide to Life
Becca Christman
A dusty pink hardcover book titled "Miss Piggy's Guide to Life."

Becca Christman

Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? Why won’t Kermit commit already? These questions have plagued humanity for millennia, but maybe that’s simply because a pig has never been asked to give her input. In Miss Piggy’s Guide to Life (1981, Muppet Press/Knopf), global superstar Miss Piggy bestows her most sage wisdom upon fans and admirers alike, tackling pressing subjects such as manners, money, and avoiding spending prolonged periods of time with Gonzo. I got this book for Christmas from my mom, and I recommend other Miss Piggy acolytes check out Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces, and for any wealthy readers to purchase a copy of it for moi.